B: Miss, pwede bang makahingi ng picture?
G: Bakit?
B: Para may maipakita ako kay Santa Clause kung ano ang gusto kong regalo sa Pasko.
Naks!
B: Miss, may problema yata ang cell phone mo.
G: Bakit?
B: Wala kasi diyan ang number ko eh.
LOL!
B: Artists ba ang parents mo?
G: Bakit?
B: Kasi you're a masterpice!
Yikee!
B: Can I be your derivative?
G: Why?
B: So I can lie tangent to your curve.
ROFL!
B: Can I be your integral?
G: Why?
B: So I could be the space under your curves.
ROFLMAO!
B: Light switch ka ba?
G: Bakit?
B: Kasi you turn me on.
Ayun yun eh!
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